K A B O O M !!

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Thus far we have

seen

a

couple

exhibits

just for the record

The original package

The partially opened package with WIRES

and something RED showing


OMG, was it a bomb sent by some unknown Russian who was so upset with something on my website that they wanted to liquidate me somehow, leaving only teensy-weensy bits and pieces all over the demolished apartment??

Although the guy from the newspaper saw the wires and all, he lifted up the other end and said he did not see anything there. Then he just turned the other way and ripped the lid off----

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Luckily he was NOT close by when the lid was torn off!

Analysis of the remains showed that my mysterious package contained............

Are you ready

for the

grand finale?

I will NOT be responsible for

any medical anomalies

which may result

from you

reading

the

S H O C K I N G

S E N S A T I O N A L

N E W S W O R T H Y

conclusion

of

my

latest

U N U S U A L

H A P P E N I N G !!

You usually only see this sort of thing on the front page of those sensationalistic TABLOIDS found at checkout counters of most food markets and other select Ivy League locations!

And you are reading it here,

as an

INTERNATIONAL EXCLUSIVE

and for

FREE!

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The

package

contained

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Two VINTAGE turn of the century Russian BEAR Christmas ornaments which I won on eBay a short time ago!

What a relief! And I sent the $$ for them to California!

So I now have some more goodies for my BEAR collection, and from the old country! Thanks Alex! Now I can resume my usual humdrum life for another few hours of uneventful happenings!

That is,

UNTIL THE NEXT TIME!

YES Main

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